Recent misbehavior (through Jan. 13, 2009)

• Failure to account for two books Madame gave me to read! I can't figure out what I've done with them.
• Failure to purchase an item that Madame needed on the day she told me to.
• Picked up the dry cleaning and failed to check that all items were there; one of Madame's jackets was not and could be missing.
• Failure to manage food supplies efficiently (i.e. opened new box of something when a box was already open; cut a lemon in half and squeezed one half when there was already half a lemon in the fridge).
• General procrastination in doing domestic administrative tasks.